More Carl photos...

mmm very nice i think nat and carl must have been extreamly close during idol.

I think more Nat and Daniel when you look through all the photos.

Nice photos Jodes!! I can never find the real Idols myspace pages..every one I click on turns out to be a fan myspace... thanks for finding these!

yea i no...and ppl trying 2 imitate them! i hate it lol

Here's another couple of pics I don't think I've seen before..... older pics from Idol days... :)

I've seen the bottom one before but not the top...gorgeous! Thanks for posting Amby

We must have missed another radio interview cos heres a nice pic of Sonia and Todd McKenny from Mix 106.5 with Carl as a special guest... Sonia's face says it all!!!! ;)

Another couple of pics from a radio interview on Classic Hits 104.3 - love the look on the lady's face here as well!!! lol!! I don't think its possible to meet Carl and not fall in love with him!!!!

ooooohhhhhhh......naughty naughty boy (lol)!

A couple of great pics taken by Lina from Flickr.com of Carl at Darling Harbour Jazz and Blues Festival 2008.

Niiiiice ;) lol I can see more fan art on the way!

Didn't mention this before but....hands...hands...HANDS!!!!

Kris wrote:

Didn't mention this before but....hands...hands...HANDS!!!!

I was totally enamored of that HAWT second pic with those steamin eyes and gorgeous mouth kris, until you mentioned The Hands. How could I not have noticed his amazing hands straight away??! They're one of my favourite Carl body-parts...well almost...and I didn't even notice them!!

*sensor slaps herself with a feather *

Those hands are so artistic, so long and slender, so beautifully refined - ahh godz, the imagination runs riot...

It's all YOUR fault Angeo. You've sent us down this path of wanton dreams and lust and now we're all goners!!

Thanks for posting, amby!!

Slapping yourself with a feather's no good Sensor - as a form of self flagellation that's just plain erotic! Oh I get it - that's the idea RIGHT?

See what an innocent I am? And there you go accusing me of giving you wanton ideas! If anyone's to blame it's Honeyman himself for being a horn player with all the kissing connotations and oh such beautiful, long sensuous fingers and those long muscular legs of his (absolute splendour in tight black jeans), that taut flat torso (a sensual joy in a silky red shirt with jelly bean buttons just begging to be nibbled off, slowly, sweetly, one by one) and that neck! (I'm making my way up his body) The pulsating hollow nestled in the smooth rise of his throat, those fascinating veins snaking up to the hard, chiseled jawline, so transfixing, so edible, hmmmmm, and that place just below his ear with the soft curls of hair offsetting the long line of his neck (I hope he doesn't wear any cologne, that would spoil the fantasy) and I love his longer hair, so fluffy and cherubic curling around his collar and around his face, softly caressing his cheekbones. Mouth, lips so kissable and his expressive eyes, deep and lustrous, windows to his soul and as emotive as the songs he sings. His soft smooth brow a perfect balance to his lean handsome face. *sigh* Did I mention his muscular thighs? I know I'm traveling down again. When I see Honeyman bend those long legs and dip his hips as he arches back to play his trumpet, the muscles of his thighs straining the fabric of his jeans, a quote from Dylan Thomas springs to mind and I just feel that I . . . could . . . shipwreck . . . in . . . those . . . thighs . . . phew

I want what SHE's having...


I must say I do have one huge concern. What's going to happen to our poor Carl when the universe synergises and you finally get to meet him???
I think honeyman might be in grave danger!! Will you be able to restrain yourself miss Angeo?? Or will Carl find himself in the middle of an unbridled frenzy - clothes ripped off, buttons flying, belts sprung loose, chest massaged, hair disseveled by a pair of searching hands, neck explored in an instant; mouth thoroughly investigated and plumbed - and we won't even talk about his dipping hips and taut thighs...oh my god, poor Carl!! He's going to be ravished and mauled and overcome before he knows what hit him!!

I have only one request - you must tell me when this will be happening, so I can join in!!

ROFL! Of course I would try to restrain myself Sensor but it would be agonizing to say the least!

I really hope I NEVER meet Carl Riseley as I cannot guarantee he won’t be thoroughly ravished. I’d surely need to be restrained with some fluffy pink handcuffs and whipped soundly with that feather! But should this cosmic event ever eventuate I do hope to have you by my side Sensor, sharing the guilty pleasure and alleviating my conscience a teensy bit.

However I must say, for my part I have exercised a great deal of restraint in my descriptions of Honeyman’s physical assets drawing the line of physical invasion to just nibbling off some confectionery shirt fasteners. But your description of a full scale physical assault on the poor fellow has left me aghast, shaken and shocked to the core and . . . somewhat in need of a cold shower! Bucket of ice needed here!!!

(BTW Being shipwrecked in those thighs doesn't count as a physical invasion because it's poetic)

As erotic as slapping oneself with a feather sounds, I actually nicked that expression from a great poster - Carltowin - because I loved it so much.
Since I abhor violence of any kind, I thought it was a cute way of saying how I feel!! However, I can see that feather-slapping and fluffy cuffs and jelly-bean buttons might give some folk the TOTALLY wrong idea. ;)
No "physical invasion" from this little lady, no sirree. Although by godz, it does sound tempting...

Anyhoo, I'm in the same boat as you Angeo, since I haven't ravished - met -Carl yet either. Everyone has their beautiful pics and their signed CDs and their wonderful stories from the gigs they attended and I have sweet flying apricots!!
Worse, I can't get to see him till his September gig at the Vanguard, hopefully!!
I'm telling you, it will be one explosive free-for-all when I look into those eyes and say in my most seductive voice, "uh...ah..er.." And I swear, if he happens to be wearing a red shirt, he's a goner!!
However, I will do my utmost to maintain quiet dignity and respect throughout.
Pfft!! :bounce:

sensor wrote:As erotic as slapping oneself with a feather sounds, I actually nicked that expression from a great poster - Carltowin - because I loved it so much.

Was that on idol that poster Sensor? I thought you might have got the idea from a joke:
Q. What’s the definition of erotic?
A. being stroked all over with a feather.
Q. What’s the definition of kinky?
A. using the whole chook!
(Uhm Not very funny I know)

So you didn’t get along to the Basement after all! Ah well, even so you are likely to meet Carl before I do (even as far off as September!) and I’m going to use you as my benchmark my dear. Should resisting your wanton Carl-desires prove too much and, despite your pacifist stance and attempts at quiet dignity, you compulsively find yourself vigorously ripping, tearing, popping and plumbing his manly physique, I’ll then know for sure that I wouldn’t stand an iota of chance preventing myself from doing worse! Then it’ll be high tensile steel handcuffs and Hannibal Lecter-type restraints for me. I’ll be wheeled up to Carl chained to a furniture trolley and because of the steel mask and mouth guards my seductive words will sound like I’m sucking chopped liver through my teeth. Hmm, maybe it would actually be a good thing (me wearing the mask I mean).

I'm together with you in this Carl-deprivation thing Sensor. It just ain’t fun to be one of the non-Carl-encounter minority. And the longer we are starved and kept in agonizing suspense like this the more frenzied our ravishment of him when we finally do have our encounters! So whatever happens Sensor, when you meet Carl at the Vanguard. Whatever animalistic drives overcome you, take heart compadre, spare a thought for Angeo and as they strap you in the straight-jacket and cart you off just remember that a kindred spirit fully understands your compulsions!

Ah angeo, you've taken what's been a crapulent week and given me such a laugh!! Godz, have I needed that!!
Your joke's hilarious - another one for my repertoire...


Yeah, Carltowin was an Idol poster and fantastic!! Where are they all??? Miss them...

I'm thinking if you and I were to join forces in this Carl molestation - encounter - we'd do it right, wouldn't we!! No half measures, no beating about the bush, no prisoners. We're liberated women, who aren't backward in coming forward; and we know what we want...

Are there bouncers at The Vanguard??

There are more pics up on Carl's personal myspace. I was going to post them this morning but I gotta get to work!! He's cooking pancakes guys, check it out!! lol

They're hilarious arent they Kris!!!! Yep...off to work for me as well.... Let's get the pics over here tonight!! (Although we haven't put much over here from his personal myspace...I guess its ok to do that though is it?) Anyway..off to work...

Oh....should we post them?

I'm not sure either Kris!!

sensor wrote:Ah angeo, you've taken what's been a crapulent week and given me such a laugh!! Godz, have I needed that!!

I'm thinking if you and I were to join forces in this Carl molestation - encounter - we'd do it right, wouldn't we!! No half measures, no beating about the bush, no prisoners. We're liberated women, who aren't backward in coming forward; and we know what we want...

Are there bouncers at The Vanguard??

Aw - hope your next week is an improvement Sensor. Mine has been keeping me stressed, just teetering on the edge of being crapulent then turning out not so bad.

You betcha, look-out world for the deathly-efficient Carl Riseley molestation-machine. But my design would comprise two more components. Component 1 Angeo (buttons and belt in that order ), 2 Sensor (hair ruffling, mouth plumbing), 3 Kris (shoes, pants and superfast pants ironing for neat, folded return to Carl post-molestation) and 4 Amby (shirt removal, providing vantage to neck and excuse for hand-holding whilst removing cufflinks). I think some other components can be added as situations arise, such as an A-R norty corner bracket designed to hold the naughty but nice subject of molestation in place exactly where he belongs. Or maybe a dual Goldy-Monet patented fluffy handcuffer should the molestee start molesting (can't have that - wouldn't be fair unless he had 4 pairs of hands).



BTW we will uphold the subject of molestation's dignity at all times. That said - I guess we shouldn't post any of Carl's personal MySpace pics here especially if he has it set to private.

I might message Carl and ask for permission for his pics to be posted.

thats a great idea kris that way you also get a message in return :)

Ok I have sent my message off - He hasn't logged in this month as yet so hopefully I'll receive a response soon.

Woo hoo. Carl replied and said that we can add any photos we want. :)